http://www.cracked.com/article_18983_5-complaints-about-modern-life-that-are-statistically-b.s..html

Wow, didn't realize how ignorant I was.
Edit:
http://www.cracked.com/article_15982_5-horrifying-food-additives-youve-probably-eaten-today.html

haha...
Also, anyone else notice that the cry and ultracry emoticons are the same?