I was at my friend's house and found a porn tape on my friend's parents droor. Once I put on the tape, I realized that it wasn't just any old sex tape. Instead of porn stars, my friend's parents were in it. Few seconds later I got caught and everything went to hell right after.

^^^^

You could blackmailed them.

I was at a football (soccer) match in my local park. It was a final between two rival teams, the place was packed, must have being at least hundred, two hundred people there. I was standing on the sideline, arms crossed, looking like a total bosss, when all of a sudden some cunt runs up behind me and jocks me, as in sneaks up behind me pulls down my trousers but it wasn't only my trousers that came down, my underwear also came down and for about 2 seconds I didn't realise, so I was standing there, watching the game, arms crossed like a boss, with my underwear around my ankles.

^ Read your comment and was like: Typical Lykos

Then I saw it was you, Stoney, and was like:

If there's one thing Lykos loathes more than Hip-Hop it's sports, I doubt you'll ever see him posting anything football related.

lol. True dat

This actually happened just today.

I was in my Global History class and our teacher who is pretty cool passes us a football when we answer questions. Once you catch it and answer, she'll ask another person. I caught it and answered the question. You're supposed to say there name out loud and pass the ball to them so they can answer. Well, I forgot to call on the persons name so they didn't expect it. I threw it and that person ducked (pussy) =/ and it hit the girl right behind him in the face. Luckily it was one of those soft mini footballs, so she wasn't hurt. They checked if she was okay which she was then they all started laughing.

I was so embarrassed.

I think most History teachers are quite weird anyway. My Teacher puts a Welsh accent on when she isn't even welsh. Even at that, shes just damn weird... :/

When I was younger, the first time I cummed was when I was like 12 and I cummed all over the toilet while I was taking a shit. I realized I didn't clean it up properly and I got scared thinking that any female who went to the bathroom would get pregnant

When I was in 8th grade, I was talking to my girlfriend at the time at school. Then there was this random guy that I kind of knew that came up to me and tried to make out with. We made out for like 2 or 3 seconds until I pushed him away from me and walked away. I was straight at the time but I kind of enjoyed that.

I didn't really get how I thought to be bi. The only clear explanation is that it was later in the 8th grade. When I looked back about how I became attracted to guys, I got really confused.
Anyways, the guy moved away from me in the 9th grade and we barely talk now.

Yep, thats my awkward moment.

Fails ...hmmm...

-Passing out in a bathroom
-Pulling a whitey


Awkwardness?

Eh I occasionally get those moments where I say something that sounds funny in my head and then no one laughs...
When I meet people when I'm drunk and can't even remember them at all (like someone I was talking to last night)
I have bad hearing sometimes and can get the complete wrong end of the stick.

I have messed with guys stronger than me and then ended up getting myself in deep shit

And I'm sure we've all been in situations like these: