Minecraft is certainly getting a lot of attention these days. Everybody is recommending it. Hell, when I tried I couldn't stop playing for hours but then it started to get old like every "addictive" game I've ever tried. Once it stopped being addictive I started to notice its glaring flaws and it made me realize why I think people who like it should just sell their consoles and PCs and just get a cellphone with a puzzle game.


1. There is no story to the game.

Minecraft has nothing. No characters. No plot.

I found no reason to keep grinding away at blocks. It gets so lonely without anybody else in the game that I trapped some animals in my house just to have some company.


I named him Earl.

2. No checkpoints.

Once you die, you lose all your fucking items you were saving up. Well, not really. The game SPAWNS you some where else. You drop your items at the place where you died.

This happened to me a lot. I'm digging through a mountain or cliff or whatever and then I dig through a spider nest. The spiders then proceed to anally rape me.

When I spawned, I spawned OUTSIDE. AT NIGHT. WITH NO WEAPONS.


Fuck you Notch, FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU-

Kinda reminds me of Bejeweled. Yeah I went there. What? Do Something!

3. Your items are shit.

This is a game that says it's up to your imagination to create whatever you want.

The most dangerous weapon I created was a wooden sword and some arrows I found.The game is an overrated lego simulator. You create buildings and bridges and giant dicks spilling semen on hills but they don't do anything.

The buildings don't have people in it. There's no cars for the bridges and you can't use the giant dick spilling semen as a water slide.

When I heard you could make boats, I envisioned a pirate boat that I could use to sail along the Minecraft world and shoot cannons at Creepers. Instead I got a 3x4 wooden boat that Huckleberry Finn would make fun of.


The game had a lot of potential. You could "craft" a large number of items by repetitivly mining through dirt. That potential is wasted when I realized I couldn't make a gun that could shoot lava or that I couldn't live as a pirate in my own ship with hydralics.

So, in conclusion, Minecraft is for people who were too poor to afford legos as kids.

Uh oh. Everyone, abandon the forum before HypnoToad sees this!

No story? So what? The game isn't about story. The game is about letting your imagination run wild.

The checkpoint part is truly LULZ. Are you blaming the game on the difficulty? If the game had checkpoints, you wouldn't need to watch your ass. If it's too hard for you, switch the difficulty to peaceful where no enemies are around.

LMFAO at your last point. Your items are shit? No, sir. Our items are not shit. YOUR items are shit. You created a wooden sword. That was the most dangerous weapon YOU could create. While everyone else has created diamond swords and flaming arrow traps. Also, you actually can create cars. It's called a Minecart.

Want to see what Minecraft really is?



Turn your volume up and then tell me that your creations don't do anything.

Hell, look at this one. Someone recreated the song ''Still Alive'' in Minecraft using Note Blocks.




You, sir, are just lazy. What are you gonna say next? Super Meat Boy sucks and Demon's Souls is utter shit?

Put on your big-boy pants and play a game with some difficulty. Also, if you don't want to be alone, PLAY MULTIPLAYER.

Well Sonji just owned you.

Wooden sword? thats a fail on your part.

LoL most of these point don't mean shit..

Congrats to Sonji for trashing him.

Anyway.. TO MINECRAFT

Also, for casuals? Are you fucking mad? If it was for casuals, you wouldn't ragequit whenever you died with no checkpoints right?

Casual games HAVE checkpoints. You contradicted yourself IN YOUR OWN THREAD.

"Kinda reminds me of Bejeweled. Yeah I went there. What? Do Something!"

HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS REMIND YOU OF BEJEWLED?!?!?!?!

Live fast.

Troll hard.

Ahh come on, it's pretty obvious you weren't trolling. Locked.